SR '73 Class Prophecies

From the Nevada County Picayune
Thursday, May 17, 1973.

Senior Class Prophecies Told

After ten years, Anne Morehead has decided to take up bicycle riding again after running into Cathy Reese on the way to the House of Ivy. All insurance companies cancelled her out.

Betty Oglesby has been run out of Hope and its been told that she is about to marry a former Curley Wolf and those big bad Bodcats just couldn't take it.

Former students will be proud to hear of the accomplishments of Angela Payne. She has just signed a five - year contract with Ultra Brite because of that sex appeal smile. Friends will be sorry to hear that her and Freddy couldn't get things going again. It seems that Freddy couldn't take Angela making more money with her commercials than he was singing "Mr. big Stuff" at Prescott's new nightclub.

Willie Martin, Herbert Williams, and Edward Young are partners in a gambling casino. Willie and Herbert planned to swindle Edward and keep everything for themselves, but Edward beat them to it a year sooner.

Three new cars have gone and Kathy Pearson now has hopes of getting an engagement ring for Christmas. "It shouldn't be too long" stated Kathy. "After all, Richard is just planning to buy a new boat and motor, tape player stereo system, and another new car before our final plans will be revealed."

Terry Talley spends most of his time at the Weight Watcher's Club. He watches his weight increase day by day.

Wanted posters all over the country for the capture of Cathy Reese. She broke out of jail after pleading innocent for her tenth car accident this year. Attempts were made before hand for her to teach Driver's Ed at PHS but her plans were ruined when local authorities got ahold of her police records.

Lavetta Stinson seems to be having a lot of family problems. She married a strong headed history major and he and Mrs. Stinson are still debating about the exact time our Civil War ended.

Nelson Haynie styles Afros. He styles everyone's but his.

Joann Thompson and Geraldine Overton are top models for Glamour Magazine. They buy all their cosmetics from Shirley Ammons.

I've heard that Sandra Virden is working at Wally's Liquor Store. By the way, Sandra didn't forget to send out an invitation to Mr. Shaver to their annual Christmas party.

Henry Butler and Roger Muldrow are still chasing women, but they made a mistake and chased two cannibals. It was fatal.

John Brannan decided to follow in his Dad's footsteps. For opening a savings account at Langburg National Bank, you receive a Teddy Bear doll. When you pull the doll's string, the doll says "Where's your note?"

Sammy Graham is another example of following in his Dad's footsteps. He is now Supervisor of Firestone and his plan for increasing production has caused the company to go out of business.

Nancy Cornelius has opened a store selling mostly bananas and olive oil.

Sam Marlowe teaches speech at Henderson State but he flunks everyone because their speech is so different from his.

Debbie Butler is a speech therapist in Dallas. Most of her patients have trouble saying mayonnaise sandwiches.

Bobby Adams has dyed his hair black and was named Mr. Universe two moths ago.

Randy Clifton, a certified hippie, has become a prosperous Avon seller.

Tommy Purifoy won the contest for eating the most food in twenty minutes. Later, he won the race to the restroom too.

Since Doug Guthrie's sixth divorce, he has been spending most of his time at the unemployment office. Steve Ferguson, president of the unemployment office plans to give Mr. Guthrie a janitor job in the office.

Steve Crow is now sitting beside Howard Cossell laughing hysterically at Cossell's corny jokes, trying to think of a few of his own. By the way, Donna Avery is still spending a lot of time begging Steve to marry her.

There are rumors that Calvin Flemons is still seen wandering the halls of PHS.

Professor Dan Fincher has recently signed a contract to teach Kiddie College at Little Rock.

Terry Spearman plays offense for the Washington Redskins. Whenever they get hurt, everyone turns red except him, he turns blue black.

Patrick Capps is now growing and selling his own reciepe for chewing tobacco.

Brenda Livingston is now Gwen Gully's aunt because she married her uncle, but to both of their surprise, Gwen is really Brenda's stepdaughter.

Dwayne Daniel, a former butler at the home of Rodney Dodd, opened a mod underwear shop in Prescott.

Herman Brown has opened a comedy show in the lounge of PHS. Yesterday his bold opponent, the chair, won his third straight match. Since Monica's husband Herman didn't do so well with the act, she decided to file for a divorce. Rumors have been told thay she and the ten little hermies are going to move in with Wendy and Pat Ward and eat Reese's buttercups.

Everyone knows about the star center of the Arkansas Razorbacks, Timmy Ashbrook. He was named All-Southwest Conference mainly due to the fact that he beat up the Texas center with one of his crutches.

After Cooney Suitor's retirement, Richard Deaton now is chief meat cutter at Crayne's Foodland. We always knew that Jackie's eating problem would come to some good.

Through the twelfth grade, John George was known as "Superfly". Today he still is. He flies around in a filthy Superman costume yelling "Stop Air Pollution and the world is a ghetto".

Kris Wesson had hopes of her newly opened flower shop putting Shipp's out of business. After she was sued for sending a happy birthday arrangement to the funeral home, she became bankrupt.

Wendy Wren and Pat Ward who were courting quiet heavily during our senior year have finally become man and wife. Pat now weighs about 250 pounds. All thanks go to Wendy's Reeses Peanut Buttercup Diet.

Wanda Box is now Miss America and has traveled around the world fourteen times in a balloon. The trips were okay except for the bumps that gave her those Excedrin headaches.

Some people in our class have turned out pretty successful in the field of business. Take for instance, Shirley Ammons. After long years of hard work at Crotty Arkansas, Shirley decided that this wasn't the life for her. She is now a chief executive saleslady for Maybelline Eye Make-Up.

Joey Waddle has changed quiet a bit since his high school years. Joey, too, has become to be successful in the salesman business. He was just last week named saleman of the year for Playtex living bras.

Dennis Pruitt is a fine example of you don't have to be smart to be a success. Dennis has just discovered a great type of thick contact lenses that are guarenteed to give you that BIG look. His slogan is the thicker to see you with.

Linda Christopher finally married Ronnie Mitchell, Bennie Dixon and Franklin Wilson, unfortunately she was imprisoned for bigamy at the age of 25.

Danny Stewart has done well since his high school days at PHS. He is doing commercials for Vitalis and is making a little extra on the side for his great Elmer Fudd imitations.

Remember those married students in our class? Well, Joan Barton has just been named Mother of the Largest Navy Sailors. After nine years of marriage, Joan and Donnie have promised 7 little sailors to the U.S.N. What a way to go!

Teressia Gillard has her own afro shop on Hollywood Blvd. with Linda Greening, Bertha Muldrow and Gloria Walker are her chief assistants. So far they have come up with everything but the money.

As for Sandy Mormon, she is still working on a honest to goodness form of birth control. Sandy has come up with 8 new types of prevention and she has also added 8 new little heads at her and Gary's table.

Gwendolyn Gulley has her own television show. At first it was called Gulley and Laughter but she had to change the name because she had so many children to Gullen and Litter.

Gwen Needham who was intending to marry soon after we graduated back in "73" to Tommy Adams, finally did and now after ten years of marriage to Mr. Adams, Gwen has become quite a part of the Adams family. She is better known as Cousin " It".

Donita Hale received her PHD degree so she is now Dr. Hale.

If you happen to see Donna Avery these days, I am sure that you will notice her remarkable discovery. Donna has for the last three years been enrolled in a Health and Body Spa and Donna's figure is now a sharp 38-24-36.

Donna Daniel has just returned to Prescott after a world wide tour to find the man of her dreams. After failing to find him, Donna has resumed business at Prescott Transfer and she spends her lonesome nights giving change at the West Side Washateria.

Sandy Graham has stepped up quite a bit in the world of journalism. Sandy, who always wrote write those cute little poems has just released the book that won her fame. It was given the best seller award this year. Her book, Too Germy, sold 1,000 copies.

If everyone can remember the hard time Sammy Westmoreland had his senior year with Sherry Butler. Well, your hearts can now rest assured Sammy is now 28 and Sherry 25 and Frank has finally agreed to let them go steady.

I am sure you remember how Dale Orren got teased with his knowledge of Freeon. Dale has become quite a successful air-conditioner salesman and gives his success to his knowledge of freeon.

Mike Reese, who for so long worked at Firestone, finally decided to go ahead and marry Pat. From what I hear, the Reeses' have a few buttercups of their own.

I'm sure everyone remembers Ellen Morgan, the quiet, shy girl. Ellen has really made a change. She is now doling Phyllis Dillard stunt acts and has appeared on Laugh In.

I've also heard that Gary Simpson has returned to PHS to take over Mr. Smith's job assisted by Richard McGough who is now the principal of PHS. Gary and Richard run school quite differently from what it was when we were students there. They have made school a place of fun, I guess because there hasn't been but 12 people absent in 2 months. What ever the secret is, Keep it up!

I haven't heard much from Gary Lyons since our senior year at PHS. I just wonder if he is still working at Bill's and delivering Valentine candy to his girls?

Due to Scott Smyth's great dedication to the United States Marine Corps, he was just made a general. Rumors are that he is worse that General George Patton ever thought of being.

Geraldine Justice has changed her whole life style since her days at PHS. I hear she has grown up quite a bit.

Danny Ellis and Scotty Nelson have changed their old high school activities. Since they are still going with Lynn and Sherry, the decided to go to the same college. Danny and Scotty's names both appeared on the Arkansas Razorback cheer leader's list.

Alice DuCharme and Bimbo finally made it together. She accepted a date when he found her a job at the unemployment office.

William Duke has now gone into business for his own self. He really can't understand why his business has been such a flop. Rumors are it is because of his company's name, Duke Incorporated.

Jeff Watson and John McWilliams are still hoping for the big day to come when one of their songs will be released. They introduced their first song last month on Sesame Street.

Debra Inscore has just been awarded the Best Contribution Award in Prescott. She added a bowling alley because of her great love to bowl and had it carried out in an animal atmosphere because of her love for animals of all kinds.

Well, it looks as though Vicki and Mark's plans worked out okay. Mark thought it would be nice to have memories of the good old days so they named their first Popeye, and he sure takes after that Hurricane of a father.

Dwain East who received his masters degree in accounting was last week named Head Prep Cutter for Firestone.

People say that Robert Burke discovered a way of getting rid of a few unwanted persons, even if he did have to use some muscle power.

Vanessa King and Lois Young are now employed at Blevins Lumber and Supply Co. They make fifty cents a week before taxes are deducted.

Vicki Holliman and Kenneth Anthony teamed up as dance partners. They went all over the world as She and She.

Donita Hale became the first female President of the United States. She legalized everything except eating in High School Cafeterias.

Willard Franklin is now living in Chicago. He couldn't even live off what he made, let along make a living. The last I heard of him, was ashes to ashes and dust to dust.

Bobby Purifoy, Ottis Gulley, and Herbert Fort all own night clubs in Bluff City. They only close when no one shows up which is a few times a week - Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday.

If Roger hadn't married Leveta Sandifer, her father would have beat him to death. He decided he had rather be nagged to death.

Henry Butler and Iris Nixon fell in love, got married, and got a divorce all in one night.


Typed from the original newspapers by Debbie Butler O'Keefe.